Things That Suck
I have a feeling that this will be a pretty big page, but oh well. Some things just need to be done.
- A lot of new (and old, but less so) music; this includes the following:
- Raaaahhh! SUICIDE!!! RAHHHHHH!! "cat-in-a-blender" "music" (as Dan H. calls it)
- ALL [k]rap/hip-hop/ghetto/thug "music" (even with quotation marks, I use that term lightly)
- Any and all New Age pop "music" (including the likes of a certain "singer" who turned out not to be one after all [or at least have any semblance of talent])
- Any country music (new, old, whatever)
- Anything GNU (with the exception of screen, for which there is no counterpart)
- Anything "ghetto"...fashion, trends, language (although it is funny), "music", et cetera. (note that I don't include people; people cannot be "ghetto," but their actions can)
- People who use the word "mad" to describe something in plenty.
- Born-Again Republican jackasses (see our incumbent president)
- Pious, politically-correct idiots
- Litigant Bastards
- CDs (LPs are much better, and there's a pretty good chance the music stored on them isn't vile crap)
- Reality TV
- Wiggers
- Physical "Education" and stupid jocks
- Cell phones whose users are constantly sending SMS messages every two seconds during class
- Two words: RING TONES
- When people write like "Hi WhAt bE uPp!!! HoLLa bAk @ yA GrrL!"
- Free {iPod,Mac mini} scams
- Censorship
- Marketing departments
- People who butcher the English language
- So-called "Pro-family" organizations
- Spammers (who should be shot and left to die in a sewage pit)
- HTML mail
- Scum-sucking, bottomfeeding corporations
- Invalid HTML
- Hard-to-navigate fancy-ass New Age web designs (which are usually 100% invalid to boot!)
- C++, Java, and other crappy languages. (guess which one I hate more of the two mentioned)
- bash
- GNU make
- Sites that require flash to use them (luckily privoxy filters out that cruft, even though I cannot view the page)
- Stupid light up cases with tacky side windows and light-up LED fans
- Gamers (the New Age type, who own the computers depicted above)
- linux zealots (FreeBSD zealots are okay)
- Huge, unnecessary graphics cards and CPUs
- PCs in general
- USB
- Software patents
- Xbox
More will come soon. If you disagree with any of these items, try to change my mind.
See also: Things That Don't Suck