Things That Suck

I have a feeling that this will be a pretty big page, but oh well. Some things just need to be done.

• A lot of new (and old, but less so) music; this includes the following:
  • Raaaahhh! SUICIDE!!! RAHHHHHH!! "cat-in-a-blender" "music" (as Dan H. calls it)
  • ALL [k]rap/hip-hop/ghetto/thug "music" (even with quotation marks, I use that term lightly)
  • Any and all New Age pop "music" (including the likes of a certain "singer" who turned out not to be one after all [or at least have any semblance of talent])
  • Any country music (new, old, whatever)
• Anything GNU (with the exception of screen, for which there is no counterpart)
• Anything "ghetto"...fashion, trends, language (although it is funny), "music", et cetera. (note that I don't include people; people cannot be "ghetto," but their actions can)
• People who use the word "mad" to describe something in plenty.
• Born-Again Republican jackasses (see our incumbent president)
• Pious, politically-correct idiots
• Litigant Bastards
• CDs (LPs are much better, and there's a pretty good chance the music stored on them isn't vile crap)
• Reality TV
• Wiggers
• Physical "Education" and stupid jocks
• Cell phones whose users are constantly sending SMS messages every two seconds during class
• Two words: RING TONES
• When people write like "Hi WhAt bE uPp!!! HoLLa bAk @ yA GrrL!"
• Free {iPod,Mac mini} scams
• Censorship
• Marketing departments
• People who butcher the English language
• So-called "Pro-family" organizations
• Spammers (who should be shot and left to die in a sewage pit)
• HTML mail
• Scum-sucking, bottomfeeding corporations
• Invalid HTML
• Hard-to-navigate fancy-ass New Age web designs (which are usually 100% invalid to boot!)
• C++, Java, and other crappy languages. (guess which one I hate more of the two mentioned)
• bash
• GNU make
• Sites that require flash to use them (luckily privoxy filters out that cruft, even though I cannot view the page)
• Stupid light up cases with tacky side windows and light-up LED fans
• Gamers (the New Age type, who own the computers depicted above)
• linux zealots (FreeBSD zealots are okay)
• Huge, unnecessary graphics cards and CPUs
• PCs in general
• USB
• Software patents
• Xbox

More will come soon. If you disagree with any of these items, try to change my mind.

See also: Things That Don't Suck